araenu:

Pokémon breed variants have made a comeback across the regions, particularly in grass types such as Leafeon.

koko2unite:

butch-dragongirl:

i think we should start turning trains into furry dragons like we did with airplanes

example:

escuerzoresucitado:

beaft:

charlesoberonn:

aflotanir:

karnalesbian:

patriciavetinari:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

Bishops trying to catch up

pawns:

miss-i-ship-it:

i’m curious

have you watched the highest grossing movie of the year you were born and did you like it?

watched it and liked it

watched it and didn’t like it

didn’t watch it

See Results

you can check which movie it was here!

pls reblog and put in the tags which movie it was :)

jewish-harley-quinn:

hotvampireadjacent:

(Tweet by Pat Gill)

fffwankie:

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

lakevida:

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you’ve ever heard so help me god

spelldealer:

spelldealer:

anyone else been letting the days go by? letting the water hold you down?

same as it ever was

reallyreallyreallytrying:

white kid at the chinese restaurant trying to use chopsticks

deejay:

green-cryptid:

doodle-devil:

green-cryptid:

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

Fucking insane

holy shit

adelphicoracle:

a-book-of-creatures:

demilypyro:

I don’t respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts

What if they have snails crawling down the outside?

Holy shit, this can’t stay in the tags!

Tumblr user perfectlyspreadbutthole is the funniest person alive